Are you a complete idiot?
Where are you walking?
Fuck off the road!
Do you hear me? FUCK OFF THE ROAD!
Money, cellphone... Take out everything you have...
Everything, I said.
Fucking catch him!
I can't.
Bastard broke my nose.
He got away, son of a bitch!
How much is in there?
A lot...
All four have silencers... and two magazines for...
How much?
Five grand... Can't sell for less...
Come on, priest!
My boner's so big, it could hold up the table.
What?
Holy Mary, mother of Christ! Who are you...?
Jesus!
What're you doing?
Maybe he hasn't seen my face yet!
Don't be an idiot...
Well, what?
So? Why, God damn it, is he naked? What does he want?
He wants to go to fucking confession.
FUCKING WHAT???
What, what? He's asking for help!
We're the ones who are going to need help!
He'll tell everyone that we found him... Everyone will know that I was with a hooker...
My career is screwed!
OK.
Wait a minute...
Church of Immaculate Conception.
Here, cover your balls...
I can't cut this fucking shit!
Try with a hammer...
Fuck your hammer!
Oh, fuck!
Fuck me.
God damn it!
Hey... Are you fucking insane? What are you doing in there?
Fuck... What the hell...
I have nothing to do with this...
He was like that... we... we found him like that...
What have you done to him?
Me???
Jesus! Are you a complete idiot?
We found him like that... nailed. I'm trying to pull him off the cross.
I don't need this shit. I'm calling the...
No! Wait... Don't do anything!
Listen... I'm getting my arse out of here.
Stay.. Stay here and watch him..
Yeah... Should I show him my tits as well?
As if you have anything to show...
You don't know anything...
- You came to your flat and... - And?!
Shut up!
And nothing...
Empty.
Catch him, he stole my radiator!
What are you looking at? It's your radiator!
Antanas. I need to go to Mass.
The fucker's still alive...
This fucker will definitely turn us in.
Back to the grave fucker.
I'll kill you!
They're fine...
Check them all.
I'm telling you they're good. More real than St. Teresa's tits.
OK.
I've got some tourists visiting today...
Where from?
They don't have signs stapled to their asses, but they paid with the same money.
Let me go! Fuck!
I'll tell... I'll tell...
Fucking moron!
Help!
You're fucking dead.
Staska, is that you?
Your Saule is a real slut...
...yesterday she came back with a couple of wankers.
I didn't know them.
Fuck! Staska.
Saule, I brought clothes for the musicians... When are they arriving?
What clothes?
What clothes?!
Sober up! Wedding's tomorrow. Or are you going to sing?!
Staska.
Who's that?
Look at what those bastards have done.
I've already told Staska. I've seen everything.
You can't see anything!
Staska easy...
What the fuck is all this "pyst" and "bai bai"?
They are tourists, Staska...
They're from England. Where Andzeika was deported from.
They came here by accident, they thought it was a hotel.
What kind of hotel... in my house?
Where does it say, that my house is a hotel?
Staska, calm down...These people are from the West... What will the world think about us?
No, you calm down! In a second, the world will become very small for you...
Staska, hold on, you don't understand. These poor people are gays from London. Look at them.
They came to that gay parade and got lost.
My house, a gay hotel?!
Staska... Listen... I don't remember much myself...
...I will show them a fucking parade... I will...
Staska, listen... They are only tourists...
Shut up, you slut...
Staska! I'm no slut! I've got dreams...
What?
Dreams! I want to be a film critic...
Fucking WHAT???
I'll make you a film critic myself...
I'll make film critics out of all of you.
Staska, what's going on?
Gay tourists just made a pit stop in my bed!
Bastards! Come here! I'll fucking show you Lithuania!
Fuck!
Fuck! Our van!
Staska... cops... ambush...
An ambush, fucking shit... Fucking tourists...
BORDERLAND
BAR "LAIR"
We're short on strong beer.
Andzeika.
Andzeika!
What do you want?
What! What!?
Don't listen to him.
Andzeika worked in England, in construction somewhere...
Then he murdered someone there, but got away... he proved he's nuts.
English!!!
Do you know how badly they fucked us there?
They fucking cheated us!
Zdiska... Hi, it's me... Listen, get your shit to Zita's bar... Now...
Some fucking tourists from England need a taxi...
I don't know where they want to go...
Brother, come here.
Where are my Africans?
He doesn't know. God...
Get me the dogs!
Simona... where are you?
Simona... It's me...
Sandra?
Simona... what are you doing there?
Are you stupid? Get us out of here!!!
OK. Can you tell me why he's strapped to this radiator?
Damask.
I need coffee.
So, coffee for you?
Sima are you OK?
They'll bring the money.
They're coming to the wedding.
Dear friends, family...
We are blessed by God to be able to witness...
...the joining of this beautiful couple in the sacrament of holy matrimony.
Let us pray.
Dress up! You'll be dancing 'cause of wedding.
As confirmation of your vows to join your lives,
to work at all times to create a life that is complete
and unbroken, and to love each other without end.
Ring fits perfectly. A good sign.
Really Christian...
Happily ever after. Hallelujah!
One-two-three Staska is the best one! Three-two-one Staska is the boss off all!
Already Mrs.
Let's drink!
Bottoms up, Staska!
Bottoms up!
Staska, we hope you never change.
Where are the pricks?
Getting dressed...
And Vycka?
On the central street. Waiting...
Fuck off, Asshole!
Gimme the money. Sharpish!
Good. Such a nice present.
Very good.
Look at the camera... raise your hand just a little bit higher...
Very good.
Smile... a little bit bigger...
Staska! The fucking Englishmen are attacking!
Jesus. Staska.
Jump!
Staska, wait! Take me down...
Jump! Now!
Saule jump! I'll catch you.
Jump... jump.
The English...
I see.
Staska... Who are they? Where are they from'?
The gay parade.
What does he want?
He wants a piece of fat shit...
Tell him...
...that he'll get a loadful of dicks
...if he doesn't give me back my Africans... And the money...
I don't know how to say loadful of dicks in English...
Fuck you!
'Kamatzo' to you!
Vycka get the guns.
What do these dickheads want?
Staska.They want me...
English gays want you?'
Vycka. give me.
My kitty... I'll show you the ass parade...
Kurwa!
Let's kick some ass, boys.
We fight for Lithuania!
Oh, kurwa.
Staska?!
Staska!
I'll fuck them up...
What? Where the fuck did you come from?
Who the fuck are you?
Where are your passports?
Put your hands behind your heads!
Just like that!
And now move forward. Now! Move!
Run! I said run!
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